theskeels crapped this out on Friday, July 1, 2011 at 1:07 PM.

More non-taco foodstuffs need to feature taco seasoning.

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More position titles need to contain "very" as a prefix.

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More things that can be seen easily in photographs need to be in video form with epic slow vertical pans.

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More adjectives need to be simultaneously objective, subjective, figurative, and literal.

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More dinosaur comics need to be read aloud while inebriated.

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More objects need to conceal embedded magnets.

theskeels crapped this out on Wednesday, March 3, 2010 at 4:15 PM.

More relationships need to be described as "emotional masturbation."

theskeels crapped this out on Tuesday, March 2, 2010 at 9:51 AM.

More security professionals need to read Bruce Schneier.

theskeels crapped this out on Saturday, February 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM.

More American children need to be named Jesus.

theskeels crapped this out on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 1:42 PM.

More video games need to make you cry.