Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 2:52 PM.

More nachos/jalapenos parts need to have better delivery.

Someone crapped this out on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 6:10 PM.

More masturbation needs to be interrupted by pizza delivery.

Mike crapped this out on Tuesday, May 15, 2012 at 11:50 AM.

More teeth need to be Hollywood'd out.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, May 14, 2012 at 1:52 PM.

More irradiated, six-mouthed sharks need to be jumped.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 9:56 AM.

More people need to blankly realize they're at a Matchbox 20 concert.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, May 6, 2012 at 2:03 AM.

More jokes need to be horse holocausts.

Mike crapped this out on Tuesday, May 1, 2012 at 1:23 PM.

More downed Internet connections need to lead to getting pretty philosophical about life.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:05 PM.

More hovering obelisks need to be unsolvable.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:05 PM.
Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 30, 2012 at 12:04 PM.

More of this needs to be a whole lot more like that.